I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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