guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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