Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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