it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Sorry my hands just texted you
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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