I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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