I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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