No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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