walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
you never un-have a 4some
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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