You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
