oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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