North Korea, Best Korea!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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