He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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