dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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