I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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