i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I am one with the molecules
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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