Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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