Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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