idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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