Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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