So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm determined to sit on that face.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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