how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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