Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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