I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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