He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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