I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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