She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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