is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
