I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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