Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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