do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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