And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm too high and old for this...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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