That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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