are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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