I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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