some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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