uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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