next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's the barista slut.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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