census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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