And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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