Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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