I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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