If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Found your dick twin last night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
