I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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