Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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