my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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