Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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