This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
