Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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