I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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