if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When are your genitals available?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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