THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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